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Kenneth Branagh Hails Brian Blessed

Kenneth Branagh has declared Brian Blessed to be the greatest actor that has ever lived (next to himself, of course). He is still a crap actor.

written by marlowe, 21 September 2007
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Brian Blessed Changes Name

Brian Blessed has changed his name to Sir Laurence Olivier. He is still a crap actor.

written by marlowe, 21 September 2007
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Brian Blessed Slims Down

Brian Blessed has slimmed down to size zero. He is still a crap actor.

written by marlowe, 21 September 2007
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"There's No Bastard Like An Old Bastard"

Longest serving US Republican Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska proves the absolute truth of the old cliché' . . .

written by Gnarly Erik, 21 September 2007
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Brian Blessed Regrows Beard

Brian Blessed has regrown his beard. He is still a crap actor.

written by marlowe, 21 September 2007
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Fit Mother Britney Spears Declares Love of Child, Booze

Amid a torrent of bad parenting allegations, Britney Spears emerged from local watering hole Dave's Place, stating she loved her son Sutton Pierce with all her heart. She stated she also loves Southern Comfort.

written by tva, 21 September 2007
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Kenneth Branagh Warning

With the release of his latest Shakespeare film, the populace is warned that Kenneth Branagh may be found lurking somewhere nearby talking his usual bollocks. Try not to laugh too loudly. Just ignore him and walk away. You have been warned.

written by marlowe, 21 September 2007
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Brian Blessed Shaves Beard

Brian Blessed has shaved off his beard. He is still a crap actor.

written by marlowe, 21 September 2007
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