Spoof news snippets from Sunday 2 September 2007
Seemingly able-bodied man asked why he parked in handicap space
Replies: "I suffer from La Tourette's Syndrome, you ****ing cunt slut whore! Now eat my cock 'til you **** out my cum!
Another Price Increase at Ruth's Chris Steak House
A famed steakhouse's prices are up again, the 6-oz. filet now $49.95. Insurers on random audit reportedly discovered all meals are served on sizzling 600-degree plates and demanded "a larger cut".