Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 18 September 2007
O.J. Simpson announces his defense strategy: "Mark Fuhrman is a racist!"
"It worked before." notes O.J.
Chris Morris's Mass Murder Satire
Morris's 'uproarious' new show will see him hacking gullible celebrities participants into bitesize chunks.
Jim Morrison has been found alive and well living in a council flat in Cheltenham, England.
US forces are on full scale alert after Gen. David Petraeus's wig escaped.
Doctor Who Ha's latest anagram attack on Expert!
Doctor Who Ha's latest anagram has revealed what he thinks of [Mr Jameison's forensic advice] "who ha" says the Doctor [Evidence of major narcissism].