Spoof news snippets from Friday 14 September 2007
Senator Larry Craig To Present Noball Piece Prize to Karl Rove
Award presentation to take place in Men's restroom, Minneapolis International Airport, Minneapolis, Hennepen County, Minnesota, USA
Miss Teen South Carolina Still Bangable
A recent Gallup poll revealed that 94% of Americans would still "bang the living sh*t" out of Miss Teen South Carolina, Laura Caitlin Upton, despite her awkward and embarrassing display of unfathomable stupidity during the 2007 Miss Teen USA contest.