Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 12 September 2007
Britney Spears to Consult Bin Laden PR Team
Faltering pop icon Britney Spears is to consult terrorist Osama bin Laden's Public Relations team to help her damaged public image. Manager Larry Rudolph told Entertainment Weekly, "After the [MTV] V.M.A. performance, anything helps." Al-Qaeda could not be reached for comment.