Spoof news snippets from Saturday 1 September 2007
Anti-Defamation League thinks headline directly below this one might be anti-Semitic
ADL president Abe Foxman explains, "We haven't quite decided whether it is or not, but for now play it safe and don't laugh at it."
Brooklyn Jewish Academy football team loses 492nd straight game
"But at least, thank God, nobody got hurt." says Coach Yankelbaum.