Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 9 October 2007
Man Vs Machine
Stephen 'cyborg' Hawking has been voted sexiest home appliance for the third consecutive year.
Monet for Old Rope
The BBC has revealed that impressionist Claude Monet could do Frank Spencer and Bruce Forsyth so well, that he would often overdub them on radio appearances.
Bush Has 30 Seconds of Clear, Unmuddled Logical Thought
The visibly disturbed War President swore never to do that again and locked himself away to watch "Gunsmoke" on DVD for a week to straighten himself out.
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Ogle's Shares Reach $666
Ogle Inc is hailed as one of the hottest commodities with shares climbing to $666 mark. Spokesperson explains "Never under-estamate the power of ogling Ads"
Penis Enlargement Program
Today a woman received a record 203 emails offering her various penis enlargement solutions.