Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 31 October 2007
Rep. Dennis Kucinich Acknowledges Sighting UFO
Sighting, hell, he was driving it!
A selection of nails are going under the hammer at Sotheby's. They're putting up some pictures.
Vast Load Disrupts Rush-Hour Traffic
Rush-hour drivers endured tailbacks on the M5 today as the 'convoi exceptional' bringing the Bishop of Gloucester back from York made painfully slow progress, but a Cathedral spokesman was unrepentant: 'these lorries really are the safest form of inter-bishopric travel'.