Spoof news snippets from Sunday 28 October 2007
'I am a murderer' confesses Blair
'I killed that old woman in Wolverhampton in '78. They never found the body. I wanted money for cider. It still bothers me. Sometimes I want to kill again' said Colin Blair, a homeless alcoholic in Leicester, last night at 03:45.
Dumbledore - Not really Gay
In a story that shocked the world, JK Rowling said that Harry Potter character Dumbledore was gay, what she really meant was that he was happy.