Spoof news snippets from Friday 26 October 2007
'PM X-Factor a Winner!' says Cameron
Turtle-necked X-Factor Impresario Simon Cowell's proposal for a 'PM X-Factor' TV show to replace General Elections is a big hit with meretricious Tory leader David Cameron. 'After all, X-Factor is hot, and boring old politics is not!' crowed the Boy Leader yesterday.