Spoof news snippets from Thursday 25 October 2007
Dad Asks Embarrassing Questions About 'Halo 3'
OMAHA, Nebraska (HNN) -- David Volumeknob, 16, accused his father, Fred, 48, of "totally embarrassing him" in front of his friends as he played Halo 3 on the family X-Box system by asking stupid questions such as "What does that do?"
Diana's Last Words: 'AAARRRRRGGGHHH'
Speculation that Princess Diana said something relevant as she lay dying were sensationally quashed today. Witnesses revealed her last words were the rather unprofound 'Aaarrrrrggghhhh.'
Iggy Pop, staunch defender of the Punk ethos has re-written his angsty anthem - 'Chairman of the Bored' to be 'Voted leader of people with a slight case of Ennui'.
How old is old.....
Heard on Tv today...Bargain Hunt:-
That antique is a bit dated now !