Spoof news snippets from Friday 19 October 2007
Report stating that 'Pets Get SAD in Winter' is Bunk!
'Of course pets don't get Seasonal Affective Disorder. What bollocks. Wouldn't you be pissed off stuck on a perch all day with idiots shouting "pretty Poll" at you and feeding you stale cake & peanuts?' fumed Polly, a depressed Parrot from Swansea. 'I mean, I'm not even a girl!'
Report reveals obesity caused by overeating
Fat people are more likely to put more food into their mouths than other people, a government survey has revealed. Prof Harrison Gonad said: 'Many fatties are not shy of the doughnut wagon.'