Spoof news snippets from Saturday 13 October 2007
"Amnesia? I don't remember having that!"
A man who woke up today with amnesia, found himself in the pile of single socks that live in the washing machine.
Family want plastic pen tops ban (BBC)
Family of the un-fed village idiot who died eating a pen lid today called for the government to ban other 'killers' old age and cancer.