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Miserable sod cracks one off

Jack Dee smiled yesterday. Eyewitnesses say it was hideous.

written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
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Gaffney - Eastenders Tough Guy?

Robbie (Dean Gaffney) from Eastenders is f**king Wellard apparently. Wellard is reported to think 'he could do better'.

written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
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Plastic Andre

Slimy ageing teen fool, Peter Andre, is not actually made of plastic it was discovered today. His wife however, is, by at least 12%.

written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
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New show to be aired just after The Archers

Winchester Gangster and black-emulator, Tim Westwood, will host a new Radio 4 rap show.

written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
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Anti Social Clothing

Hoodys will now automatically be sold with ASBOs.

written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
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Shambles

Greasy beanpole Pete Doherty was caught not taking drugs today. Fans were incensed by his betrayal.

written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
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Too Wet

The North sea has flooded. Fish and whales are being relocated to Seaworld in California for immediate exploitation.

written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
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War Latest

200 tons of democracy were dropped on Iraq today.

written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
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Lesser Spotted Celebrity...Spotted

Dame Edna Everage was spotted punching a horse in the 'Wild Bean Cafe', located within Slough's BP Petrol Station.

written by Candice Hitler, 11 October 2007
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BBC News 25/8

BBC have launched their new News Channel, which will operate 25hrs a day, 8 days a week in a bid to boost viewers.

written by Jon-jo Jones, 11 October 2007
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