Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 10 October 2007
Suspended Hospital Staff say it was worth it to Discover George Clooney is a Woman
Over 20 hospital staff were suspended for peeking at George Clooney's medical records after he was admitted after a motorcycle accident. Several have stated it was worth it, given the revelation that Clooney is actually 'Georgia Clooney'.
Post office strike latest
Striking post office workers' P45s lost in post
T-Rex foot print found
Alistair Darling announces new dinosaur foot print party logo
Man puts his Wife up for Sale
Ad reads: "Wife; 11 previous owners, one spare tyre, bodywork starting to go, nice big boot."
Eating too much makes you fat!
A new study shows that eating too much fatty foods can lead to obesity.
Xmas Protection Group Releases New Slogan
Santa is for life, not just for Christmas
Peace nearly broke out in Iraq today. Luckily coalition forces were able to stamp it out quickly and clumsily.