Spoof news snippets from Monday 5 November 2007
Why the New York Yankees will not win the World Series again this year under their new manager:
Because it's over, stupid. They played it last month.
Maw Orkshun Nyoose
A stuffed basset hound goes for sale at Sotheby's today. The dog is expected to fetch nothing.
Ad Causes Telephone Melt-Down
The Bournemouth telephone exchange was in melt-down last Friday evening after the following advertisement appeared in the EQUESTRIAN section of the local free paper. ARABIAN STUD FOR SALE - RE-ADVERTISED DUE TO MISUNDERSTANDING TELEPHONE ***** ******
American Deriding Soccer Kicked in the Face
A fat, beer-swilling American was kicked in the face by soccer hooligans in a pub in London after saying, "Soccer is mad gay, yo!" one too many times. The kicker was heard to say, "It's football you dumb ****e!" in barely understandable Cockney before delivering the telling blow.