Spoof news snippets from Thursday 29 November 2007
Editor-in-chief buried alive
Today, editor-in-chief, Mark, was buried alive under the hundreds of awful snippets that writer 'tipsy' left for him on his return. 'tipsy' stated "if this goes live i'll eat my face"
The word 'bored' to be replaced.
Oxford english dictionary has declared that the word 'Bored' is to be replaced withthe word 'Peanut' in order to alleviate the boredom represented by the word.
the lette ' ' has been emoved fom this eport.
unfotunatly due to poblems with acism online, all appeaances of the lette ' ' have been deleted so acist comments become unecognisable.
Elixir of life discovered
The elixir of life has already been discovered. According to new research, the elixir was found, and has been used by Bruce Forsyth