Spoof news snippets from Friday 23 November 2007
Matrix lover detained
Today, Andy Dowley, fan of the matrix was arrested for stealing a gold spoon with a diamond handle, although he maintains there was no spoon.
England Shirt Logo to be changed.
The respected 'three lions' of the England shirt, is to be change to three tampons, to represent this bloody awful period.
Election blues hit Oz.
On the eve of Federal elections, in which voting is compulsory, tens of thousand of Aussies are reported to be emigrating to NZ or PNG until the madness is over.
NASA SAYS GRAVITY AN ILLUSION
NASA today announced that gravity does not exist. The Earth sucks.