Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 21 November 2007
Today, a Pig flew, after having areoplance wings grafted unto its back, following a dull day for science.
The force of Gravity has today declared herself as being bored, and from now on objects will fall up, rather than down.
Alistair Darling admitted to hospital for surgery on spine
Once thought to be spineless, Alistair Darling has actually got one - doctors found it today along with two slipped discs.
New Planet Discovered
Scientists have named it after the United States President: Planet Twat