Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 20 November 2007
A man in Nuneaton has been warned not to take his Giraffe to the cinema anymore, as it disturbs the view of fellow film viewers.
Other news in is that the Pope is still Catholic, but an increasing number of bears use the public toilets in their parks.
Estate Agents sometimes lie
Shocking news in from a statistics office is that the three new spacious apartments that a young couple recently viewed was in fact a converted rabbit hutch.
Helpful hint for Dubya
President Bush should know by now that unemployment ISN'T working