Spoof news snippets from Friday 2 November 2007
Chuck Norris visits New York City
The residents of Gotham wisely evacuated the city, only narrowly saving themselves from death by roundhouse kick.
Cheney Wins Mr. Universe Competition
The victorious VP pulled out a win by drinking the souls of his opponents from a goblet made from the hollowed-out skull of an Iranian virgin during a ghastly ritual.