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Evil Edna

Evil Edna, the cantakerous TV set from TV's Will O' The Wisp will be humanely destroyed, as she cannot be converted to a Digital set. The Moog was no-where to be found.

written by Ben Macnair, 14 November 2007
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Eeyore

Eeyore, the world's most famous miserable donkey is happier now, having found a date on the internet. She is a somewhat distraught Giraffe, who is beginning to tire of all the 'How's the Weather up there' jokes.

written by Ben Macnair, 14 November 2007
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Offices

Today, a teenager swapped his pigsty of a bedroom and a large part of his soul for a pristine office suite, and copious amounts of coffee in the latest TV Reality show, called 'Your life in our cruel, evil twisted hands'.

written by Ben Macnair, 14 November 2007
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You say, we pay

Richard Madelely was today in another Television faking incident, when it was revealed he and Judy Finnegan are not really married, said a bitter vicar, who claims not to remember the ceremony.

written by Ben Macnair, 14 November 2007
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Evel Cliff Richard

The world's most succesful Elvis Presley tribute act, Cliff Richard is to attempt to leap the Grand Canyon, using the Pedestal that so many people have him on, in a tribute to Evel Knieval.

written by Ben Macnair, 14 November 2007
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Paper Clips

Leading Stationers WH Smith's are the leading sellers of Paper Clips for the seventh month in a row, said an angry Ryman's worker.

written by Ben Macnair, 14 November 2007
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Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown, the trail-blazing Prime Minster will have a Christmas time tie in with a popular type of Sauce. Gordon's Brown Sauce, will feature the tastes of Gin and HP sauce in a combination set to prove popular at yule-time.

written by Ben Macnair, 14 November 2007
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Obsolete

All new Computer Keyboards will be made with the letters in strict alphabetical order. It means that all old Keyboards are now obsolete, and will be timed to explode in 15 years. Don't say you weren't warned.

written by Ben Macnair, 14 November 2007
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Ugly Betty to be cancelled

Hit TV series 'Ugly Betty' to be cancelled after survey revealed that 52% of males stated 'they WOULD do her'.

written by tipsy, 14 November 2007
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Blaine Arrested

Celebrity illusionist, David Blaine was arrested today. After producing his driving licence for a routine road check, he then made it levitate then vanish. Having failed to demonstrate he has his licence, the police had no choice.

written by tipsy, 14 November 2007
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