Spoof news snippets from Saturday 10 November 2007
Anal Retentiveness Found in xXx
Vin Diesel and Ice Cube have declared that if things don't go the way they want anymore they will quit the xXx film series.
ITV controllers have revealed that Gordon Ramsey has never sworn. They just have a very sensitive bleeper.
Hockey Sticks are to be banned from Poland, due to new legislation.