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Branson launches female escort service

Richard Branson has launched a new female escort agency called 'Virgin Women'. The new company will compete against rival Stelios's 'Easy Women'.

written by Toby Maller, 05 May 2007
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Prince Phillip: I hate the blacks

In a rare behind-the-scenes TV interview, the relaxed prince told of how his favourite sweets are midget gems, although he can't bear the licquorice ones.

written by Toby Maller, 05 May 2007
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Prince William held on rape charge

Prince William has been arrested after a farmer claimed he caught the Prince flattening swathes of an oil seed rape crop whilst searching for a lost golf ball

written by Toby Maller, 05 May 2007
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Queen shot dead in Afghanistan

HM the Queen has been killed in Afghanistan after the convoy she was commanding was attacked by taliban rebels. This takes the total Queen death toll in the country to 1 since hostilities started.

written by Toby Maller, 05 May 2007
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CIA Official Admits 9/11 a Hoax

CCN - Former Assistant Defense Secretary Richard Perle has testified that 9/11 is a hoax. He said that Tenet is trying to shift the blame for 9/11. White House are scrambling to figure out how Bush is going to get out of this one.

written by Cal Jennings, 05 May 2007
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Bush to Wear White Tie

CCN - President Bush has agreed to wear a white tie to meet Queen Elizabeth II after being cut off by Laura.

written by Cal Jennings, 05 May 2007
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Elsie Returns to Borden

Elsie the cow has returned to Borden Dairy after a corporate downsizing was reversed. A spokesperson for Borden says that letting Elsie go was an udder failure on the public relations front.

written by U. N. Known, 05 May 2007
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GOP renamed as "CBC"

Grand Old Party takes advantage of all free publicity surrounding Corruupt Bastards Club. Bush orders another CC & coke.

written by Gnarly Erik, 05 May 2007
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Corrupt Bastards Arrested In Alaska

Three members of Alaska's Corrupt Bastard Club arrested. Claim it is huge mistake, Actually is 'Corrupt Bastard Caucus & 'honorable Republican tradition'.

written by Gnarly Erik, 05 May 2007
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Corrupt Bastards of Alaska Growing Desperate

The Corrupt Bastards Club of Alaska panics as authorities close in. Now calling themselves "Alaska Bastards'Corruption Club". GW Bush named as 'honorary member'in bid to defuse investigation.

written by Gnarly Erik, 05 May 2007
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