Spoof news snippets from Thursday 31 May 2007
Bird-flu chicken pleads for life
"It's just a bit of a cold" he begs.
New website launched for selling your own organs.
It's called ME-BAY!
Gay Whales spotted at Golden Gate Bridge
San Francisco - Two gay whales were spotted swimming toward the Golden Gate Bridge. They were reportedly there after hearing about the Freakers Ball when gay S&M VECO/BP supertanker captain was listening to his Dr. Hook CD. They were disappointed that it isn't until October.