Spoof news snippets from Saturday 26 May 2007
Texakans Now Mexicans
Texas mistakenly thought to be part of US. Always part of Mexico. 'Veinte-Quinto de Mayo'replaces "Cinco de Mayo' as new national holiday as Mexico reoccupies 'northern province'.
President Bush Laughed At During Coast Guard Academy Speech
CCN - President Bush gave a speech to the United States Coast Guard Academy where he was almost laughed off the stage before he could talk about the War in Iraq being essential to America.
Last Space Shuttle Pilot Shot Down
May have been caught in Corrupt Bastards crossfire.