Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 22 May 2007
Report: John Edwards Charges $55,000 for Speech on Poverty
Claims they misunderstood the topic. It was on how to CREATE not eliminate poverty. And it worked, too!
If There Is Indeed a Breast Size-Literacy Link...
...then the presence of breast implants must signify artificial intelligence.
Sven Up All Night
Former England manager Sven Goran Eriksson has admitted he had sleepless nights after the loss to Portugal in the World Cup, although no one knows what her name was.
Meteor Headed For Earth
NASA identified a meteor that is likely to hit the Earth within a few days. It is expected to strike somewhere between Los Angeles and San Francisco, fulfilling prophecies about Sodom and Gomorrah.