Spoof news snippets from Friday 18 May 2007
Wiccans turn Cal Jennings into Lizard
CCN - TheSpoof.com writer Cal Jennings was turned into a lizard by Wiccans today. "Those damn pagan idol worshipers will get theirs when Jerry Falwell makes his second coming," said Cal Jennings.
Ron Paul Kicked Out of Republican Party
CCN - Ron Paul was kicked out of the Republican Party today for being too Republican. The New Nazi Republicans were delighted at his removal since Paul was ahead of all of them in the polls.
NATO threatens 'total war' with Russia
"Up to a million civilians may die on each side," NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer admitted, "but we must protect Estonia's websites from defacement..."