Spoof news snippets from Thursday 17 May 2007
British Hacker's 69 Year Sentence Reduced
Court takes into account 30 years already served in his bedroom.
Mystery Solved: Why are all Alien Abductees American?
Alien insider reveals 'Americans are the ones we put back'.
Youths Arrested for Drinking Battery Acid and Eating Fireworks
(Nebraska) - One charged, the other let off.
Bunker's Next! So says the Rev. Al Sharpton
New York - Continuing his fight to clean up the airwaves,the Reverend Al Sharpton has set his sites on Archie Bunker now that Imus is toast. Sharpton vowed after Bunker, songwriter Randy Newman, best known for the hit song "Short People", is next.
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