Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 15 May 2007
Spanish Anesthetist Gets 2,000-Year Sentence for Injecting Patients With Hepatitis
But he can get out in a little over 700 years on good behavior.
Scientologists hit back at BBC
"We are not a cult" says cult leader
BBC in Scientology row
John Sweany calls Scientologist lunatics a bunch of daft cults
The cruelty of atheism
Atheism is cruel because it's offensive to God
Texas Man Charged With Stealing $250G Worth of Skittles Candy
Authorities say it's the worst case of "marijuana munchies" they're ever encountered.
'Maury' Daytime Talk Show Sports New Theme Song
'Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby' will air as DNA results are revealed.