Spoof news snippets from Sunday 13 May 2007
Anagrams reveal truth behind scientology
Brilliant anagramist unscrambles the meaning behind the word Scientology... it's just code for: 'Gets oily con'
New Iraq War Policy
Bush decrees "Death to all suiciders!"
Iraq War Policy Wonks At A Loss
"What can you do when everything is constantly overruled by the idiots in charge?"
Sheryl Crow Celebrates Mother's Day with Newly Adopted Son
Holds him close and croons, "Just in time, I found you just in time....."
The Spoof's Queen Mudder Ponders Taking Some Time Off for Mother's Day
May only produce 3 or 4 stories instead of her usual daily output of 5 or 6.