Spoof news snippets from Saturday 12 May 2007
ExxonMobil head fired for making crude comments
In what is the latest public episode in unguarded celebrity offensive comments, the CEO of ExxonMobil, Rex W. Tillerson, has resigned under fire after declaring that "America could use more crude."
Washington DC Sex Scandal Coverup
Judge: "It can't be sexy if it's all covered up"
Bush Ok's Blair to Allow Blue at Wedding
CCN - Today, George Bush said that it was alright for Blair to wear a little blue at their wedding if he wanted. Blair had feared that wearing blue at the wedding would upset the Red State leader. All guests are relieved that blue is no longer banned.