Spoof news snippets from Friday 11 May 2007
Bush Declares the Earth Fat
CCN - Upon finding that the Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons, President Bush declared that the Earth is too fat and suggested that it go on a diet.
Eurovision late entry
Stevie Wonder and Jade Goody to revive Peter's and Lee classic
Boris Johnson joins eco craze
Tory twerp invests in a lunar based wind farm
Sting says he's misunderstood
No - I said I'm interested in frantic sex
Murray: I'd love to beat Federer
Rising British tennis star Andy Murray has confessed he'd love to beat world number one Roger Federer. He told reporters: 'I'd love to beat the **** out of the smug twat with a burning stick'.