Spoof news snippets from Thursday 10 May 2007
BBC's Johnston wins press award
The Gaza correspondant was named broadcast journalist of the year, but failed to show up to collect his award.
When Charlie gives Camilla one, is it a camshaft?
Money does grow on trees
Researchers at Wibsley Primary School reveal that paper comes from trees.
Japan ends whale hunts
Japanese officials say they have successfully harpooned several hundred rare whales they claim were hunting fish.
God: Reds don't have the depth
God Almighty has tipped Italy's Inter Milan to beat Liverpool in the European Champion's League cup final. Speaking from a cloud the deity said: I just think Milan have got a stronger overall squad
How do you solve a problem like diarrhoea
New West End musical sponsored by Imodium. Tickets on prescription only
Trees not environmentally friendly
Cleaning up leaves leads to unnecessary carbon emissions says expert.
Steakhouse Owner Refuses to Serve O.J. Simpson
Restauranteur would not be responsible for potentially poisoning a patron with such a peculiar palate.
Pouty Paris Protests Puppyless Prison Policy
"Tender, tiny Tinkerbell tends to tear. If I'm incarcerated, it'll eat 'er insides."