Spoof news snippets from Friday 9 March 2007
EU To Look At Cloned Meat Safety - meat reproduces
Cloning a lamb chop, a steak or a hot dog may seem disturbing but the idea of two beef sausages 'getting it on' could turn even the most red-blooded carnivore to salad.
Spoof writer infiltrates 700 Club
and unmasks protein-defying ageing pancake salesman Pat Robertson as the son of Fanny Craddock and Mr Pastry
Antonella Barba Booted from 'American Idol'
Conspiracy exposed between Barba and The Spoof's writer Breeze: Barba posed nude and then Breeze (a disgrace to the Leprechaun community) wrote about it -- vaulting himself to the No. 1 slot in the list of top writers on The Spoof.