Spoof news snippets from Thursday 8 March 2007
400 Down, 575 To Go
Manuel Uribe, who once weighed half a ton, gets a lift on his first trip outside in five years. Where to, you might ask. Why, McDonald's, of course. Local fast food restaurants have gone on full alert.
Captain America Dead!
His fans predict that he will rise from the dead -- hopefully before paternity issues, details of his will, and final burial plans are settled.
To Control Depression, Rosie O'Donnell Hangs Upside Down
But how can we prevent the depression she CAUSES in us?