Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 7 March 2007
Chaney, Eskimo, off to the Yukon
Following the Guilty Verdict in the Scooter Libby trial, Vice President Dick Chaney has reportedly embarked on a hunting trip with Eskimo Rapper "Yo Bitch - Cook the Fish"
Huge Slaughter of Pet Dogs in China Planned
On a related note, there will soon be a surge in all-you-can eat Chinese restaurants.
Teacher Denies She Taught Kids Witchcraft
Says they learned to spell on their own.
Groom Accused of Trying to Run Over Wife After Honeymoon in Vegas
Apparently, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but sometimes it lands you in jail....in Vegas.
LA Carjacked Couple Left Naked
On their way to a nudist colony sleep-over, how else would you expect them to "dress"??
Rachael Ray Bitten By a Dog in NYC
So far the dog has suffered no ill effects, but he HAS gotten perkier.
Coming soon to a venue near you....
....one of many wedding ceremonies between Elizabeth Hurley and Arun Nayar.