Spoof news snippets from Monday 5 March 2007
President Bush sets personal record by going three days without saying something stupid.
Doctors blame the problem on laryangitis.
David Beckham Hurts Knee
Audition for "Dancing with the Stars" is canceled.
President George W. Bush views tornado destruction in Enterprise, Alabama and is upset at the scene
"I couldn't locate the bodies of Kirk or Spock anywhere and was hoping to find me one of those phaser thingies."