Spoof news snippets from Sunday 4 March 2007
"Rent a Wife" says she'll do housecleaning, sewing, and dishes, but no sex.
Men wonder what makes that different than most marriages.
Jacko Charging $3,500 30 Second Visits At Exclusive Party
Kids are free.
Indian Businessman Arun Nayar Has Dinosaur Named for New Wife, Elizabeth Hurley
It's called Dumpedgrantasaurus.
The Moon Clothed Itself in Red.....
The world called it a lunar eclipse, but WE know it was clearly a celebration for Spoof writer Queen Mudder and her 666th story, "Sympathy for the Devil."