Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 28 March 2007
Report: Only 10 Percent of Women Go To Heaven
If they all went, it would be called HELL.
Pope: Hell Is a Real Place Where Sinners Burn in Everlasting Fire
But who'd have thought that so many pervert priests would be so "hellbent" on finding out the hard way...?!
Investigation shows Department of Homeland Security to be a fraud. Not really a 'Department', never at 'Home', not to mention 'land', and can't define or spell 'Security'. "Just another administration rip-off." according to top Democrat.