Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 27 March 2007
Michigan Man Sentenced to Jail After Sex Pact With Girlfriend, 15-Year-Old Daughter
Hmmmm...Must be originally from West Virginia if his girlfriend is his daughter...
New Yorkers Wonder Why The Teletubbies Are Visiting Their City
Don't ask, don't tell.
Mystery Couple Rescued After Falling Off Cruise Ship
Turns out to be Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio, rehearsing for their first post-Titanic movie appearance together.