Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 21 March 2007
The US Surgeon General says if sex is a 'pain in the ass' for you, you are doing it wrong.
To all you virgins out there: Thanks for nothing!
Anna Nicole Smith: The Latest
She's still dead.
Study: Chinese Restaurant Food Is Unhealthy
What DOES one feed a Chinese restaurant anyway???
Missing 12-year-old Boy Scout Found Alive in North Carolina
Had wandered away from the campsite in search of Angelina Jolie, hoping she would adopt him.
Sanjaya "Removed" from Idol Competition
"American Idol" audience members were first shocked, but then erupted in exuberant applause during the performance of "You Really Got Me" by Sanjaya when Ray Davies jumped out of the crowd during the song and beat him into a coma. Prosecutors are not expected to file charges.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.