Spoof news snippets from Monday 19 March 2007
Apple release new gadget to help people organise themselves better.
Its called the i-DIOT.
Tainted Pet Food Scare in North America
Lassie returns from the dead to say he may have been poisoned. Demands an inquest into his death, with coverage on Entertainment Tonight, Court TV, and Access Hollywood.
Australian Scientists Make Dresses from Wine Fermentation Bacteria
Guys are advised to find themselves dates who are willing to sing as well as wear these dresses. Wine, women and song -- all in one package!