Spoof news snippets from Friday 16 March 2007
Pope is Pissed
Pope's principle position pertaining to pill popping politicos is primarily and profoundly pissed and preponderantly PO'd. Prays, prepares, perseveres for prosecutions.
Real news too bizzare
The Spoof online newspaper may have to close, as the real news is deemed to becoming too bizarre to compete with!
Massive Quantity of Ice Found on Mars
Good! Since the earth is rapidly warming, let's hope that the UFOs arriving from Mars bring lots of ice for us.
Britney Ordered to Don Underwear
A federal judge in Los Angeles issued a warrant ordering Britney Spears not to appear in public without underwear. Emergency order issued to preserve ink and bandwidth due to massive prurient reporting