Spoof news snippets from Thursday 15 March 2007
Condor spots The Spoof
It was discovered that the CIA has put 3 agent on to monitor and assess the popular site www.TheSpoof.com. They feel that some parodies have displayed scenarios too close to truth for comfort.
Angelina changes Vietnamese son's name
Angelina has changed her son's name from "can't remember now" to Pax which means PEACE in latin (which he can't speak anyway). Guess she is giving Brad a PEACE offering after the telling off she gave him. Does he want it though?
Tom Cruise to attempt MI IV
Tom Cruise has alerted media at his attempt to outdo M. I. III with M.I. IV, doing his own stunt work live on Posh's reality show. Tom is to show the world how he impregnated Katie (he's sterile according to exes Nicole & Mimi) by doing the "deed" live & producing baby number two!
FDA Says Sleep Medications May Cause Strange Behaviors
Many of The Spoof's writers wake up in the morning and find they've submitted several stories, but they have no memory of writing them. And no interest in reading them.
Son Born to Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott
Liam Aaron emerges from the womb and asks his mom and dad if he'll get billing on the reality TV show, Tori & Dean: Inn Love, featuring their new bed and breakfast.
Speedy Alka Seltzer caught sipping Pepto Bismol
He comes out of the closet and admits that "I like being in the pink."