Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 14 March 2007
Bush Sues Chavez
President Bush sues for 80 Gigalbillion bucks in International Court for being called '**** For Brains'by Venezuela's Hugo Chavez- threatens invasion by reason of insanity.
Don't Ask, Don't Tell... For God's Sake Don't Comment.
Peter Pace Picks a Public Place for Prejudice.
Photos of Pop Tart Britney Spears' Bare Butt About to Be Released
But they're so close up, it'll be hard to tell the difference since she shaved her head.
There are 65,000 Gays and Lesbians Serving in the U.S. Armed Forces
Who asked...and WHO TOLD?????
General Peter Pace Apologizes for Calling Homosexuality Immoral
Says he meant to say "immortal."
Viacom Claims Copyright Infringement, Sues YouTube and Google
Snippets of the court proceedings will be available on YouTube.
Hillary Clinton Appalled about Implosion of Las Vegas Stardust Hotel
"The result of another vast, right-wing conspiracy," she declared.