Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 13 March 2007
Heather Mills strikes well-wisher.
After a fan told Heather Mills to break a leg, she removed her prosthetic and hit him over the head with it.
Sylvester Stallone Not So Sly
It turns out Human Growth Hormone doesn't help your brain to grow.
TV's 'Law and Order' May Switch Venue from NY to Wash., D.C.
If Fred Thompson (D.A. Arthur Branch) is elected U.S. President.