Spoof news snippets from Saturday 10 March 2007
In 2003 a U.S. City Changed Name of 'Easter' Bunny to 'Spring' Bunny
Just hearing the news today, the "Whatever-His-Name-Is" Bunny collapsed and is now unable to hop or distribute chocolate eggs.
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Not Naked Today. Media Forced To Report News.
In a rare, and boring, day for media and lonely internet surfers, both Paris Hilton and Britney Spears have managed to stay completely covered up.
Paris Hilton sex tape shock! It's not actually that good.
Jack (34) found that it was "kinda green..." and "...sometimes she looks a little bored."
Bird Flu Strikes Again! Huey, Dewey and Louie...now Just Dewey.
"Of course I miss them..." Dewey said, "...they were my brothers. But look, I stand to inherit a lot from a certain uncle who's pretty old, and with them out of the picture I'm going to be swimming in it."