Spoof news snippets from Thursday 1 March 2007
Motorists Outraged that Silicon is Found in Fuel Tanks
"No way should they hire garage mechanics with breast implants that leak!"
Florida Man Claims Chicken Burrito Paralyzed him
Making it impossible for him to cross the road.
Arrest Close in 'Barbie Bandits' Case
Anonymous sources tell SpoofNews that it was Ken who came forward, claiming it was revenge for her and Skipper dumping him.
Tennessee High School Students Make Porn Film Between Classes
They claimed it was the class project their Sex Ed course.
Portrait of Queen Elizabeth II Appears on The Spoof
The Palace demanded it, since many people think that Helen Mirren is "The Queen."
Launch of Space Shuttle Atlantis Postponed
NASA claims Atlantis was damaged in a hail storm, but rumor is that renegade astronauts were responsible for the damage.
Anna Nicole Smith's Mom Drops Bid for Body
Man, they'll put ANYTHING on eBay these days!!
Girls Caught On Tape Robbing Bank
- See newest 'Girls Gone Wild' video part#5, "Gone Shopping!"
US Couple Use Baby As Car Payment
- "An 'arm & a leg' would of been too inhumane."
First Presidential hopeful withdraws from Democratic Party nomination process...
...leaving only 125,314 candidates remaining.
News of 218 pound eight year old being taken from parents for negligence causes mixed reactions
Fat Albert goes on sugar eating binge due to jealousy
Atheists in America Increasing
- "GOD calls them 'oxy-morons who need prayer'. "I mean really, whoever heard of a "Non-believing believer".
CIA Spooks Infiltrate US Congress
- "N.A.A.C.P. pleased!"
Covert U.S. Funds Being Funneled To Al Qaeda
- "We tried to reach Al, but, he wasn't returning phone calls!"