Spoof news snippets from Thursday 7 June 2007
The future of the Roebuck is something very deer to my hart.
Channel 4 to Broadcast Documentary of Cannibal eating Diana's Corpse
"It's what our viewers have been waiting for," exclaimed Head of Broadcasting, Ronnie Retard. "We've listened to concerns from the two princes and ignored them in the chase for ratings."
Epileptic Breakdance Troupe welcomes New Olympic Logo Video
"You should see our crazy moves!" says Troupe Leader, Flashing "Lights" JoJo Pokemon.
Series 2 of Jericho To Be Filmed in Iran
"The nuclear bomb effects will be so realistic," says Special Effects Head, George W. Bush.
Oompah Loompah's Vote For Industrial Action
"Mr. Wonka will have to pack his own fudge for the next two weeks," cried Chief Loompah, Oobooboo Scargill. "We are fighting for our Loompah Rights."
Big Brother Resident Booted Out For Being White
"Her skin colour won't be tolerated," said Channel 4 spokesman, Satan Hitler-Laden.